…who is not impressed by Morning Musume’s upcoming single? To celebrate the upcoming release date, I’m going to spend my entire Saturday afternoon explaining my deep-rooted, disappointed frustration with this single. I’m even going to do something I’ve never done: use a boatload of screenshots and gifs! It’s only courteous to show exactly what I’m disappointed of. If you think this single is possibly the greatest thing that Morning Musume has ever released, or like it in even the slightest, I suggest you turn away from this post now. I’m literally going to be ripping this single apart. Or, if you have a shitty Internet connection, I’d say you might not want to click “continue.” I also apologize for the rather crappy gif quality. I use the pathetic Photoshop equivalent, GIMP, and creating gifs on that shit will probably take me decades; so a silly online creator was used. Now that I’ve warned you…
From November – December, I set up a series of polls that were meant to showcase what you readers loved from Hello! Project in 2013. Now it’s time to share all of those results with you! So, what do you think the fans liked best?
The past four months have not only been dreadful, boring, and sad, but… Well, actually, that just about sums it up. It’s been quite rough not being able to blog. I could barely keep up with any of my Asian music since the only Internet I had was on my phone and my phone is pretty old–in other words, it was close to impossible to stay informed. But finally, after 4 months and twelve days, I can get back into my blogging game and appreciate every moment I have with my Asian beauties!
Let’s talk about the recent stuffies that have been floating around in the H!P universe we know and love~
Cheers to a new series I had no intention of making! *raises glass of water* What is CIHAF, you ask? Well, it’s a really bad acronym, for starters. I tried really hard to make a stupid, funny one but to no avail. Either way, CIHAF stands for Crap I Hate About Fans, and that’s exactly what I’ll be talking about. The bullshit theories, hypotheses, and complaints that spew from fans’ mouths each and every day. Fact of the matter is, it ain’t for the weak of heart–especially if you do the things that I’ll be posting about. Btw, I’ll give you cookies if you end up pronouncing CIHAF as “Psy Have.” <3
Morning Musume is ready for its newest batch of girls! It was announced not long ago that the 12th generation auditions, nicknamed Mirai Shoujo, is ready for some new chicas!
Whoops, Kio’s a little backed up, huh? Sorry, sorry. I’ve been distracted with school and being sick, so blogging hasn’t been on top of my priority list. To add onto the load, Tsunku has decided to release all the good stuff while I was on my little “hiatus.” Thanks, Tsunku. You’re a real pal. Regardless, let’s get down to business with these PVs, previews, and covers!
Tsunku has been a busy, busy man. Gettin’ those videos up, namin’ names. Y’know, the usual. So let’s see what Tsunku has cooked up–or I should say squeezed–for us in this past week.
Whoops, forgot about this. Anyway, it’s time for the third poll results!
Who will get the biggest push when Reina leaves?
It’s finally time for the big, hearty update for our girls at Hello! Pro! The week starts out strong for Morning Musume, even though I’m not all that impressed by the early releases of 2013…