Here is the new weekly series I was talking about a few days ago. I did one of these a while back and I’ve been thinking up a few. I’ll update a new one each start of the week(either Sunday or Monday; depending on my personal plans). For the start of the series I’m going to point out the worst of the worst. The Worst Hello! Project singers…of all time. Here we go~!
10. Airi Suzuki
I seriously have no clue why people think she has ‘an incredible voice’. I think it sounds so strained and gross. It just seems so fake to me. The only time–I will admit–where she sount the least bit good was in FIRST KISS. But, come on; that was 6 years ago when she was 9. Psh.
09. Maimi Yajima
Why is there always a AiriMaimi show? I’ll never know. Both of them have terrible voices and just get worse. Maimi’s voice is just deep and always off-key. It just makes me sad that she can get that much attention, with no vocal skill at all. Makes me wonder about the other girls that auditioned for H!P kids.
08. Saki Shimizu
Argh. I really didn’t want to put another Captain/Leader on here–especially Berryz’. I want to say Saki is improving, but I don’t think she is. Her voice has gotten alot more huskier with her age. Although, I do think that she tries her very best to stabilize her voice. But for right now, she is number 8 on the worst list.
07. Saki Nakajima
NakaSakiiiii!!! Even though she is one of the prettiest girls in C-ute…she can’t really sing. She sounds off-pitch alot and unstable. I love Saki N alot, but she’s still number 7.
06. Risako Sugaya
Risako is my favorite Berry, Kid, and H!Per of all time. She got me interested in Berryz and Hello! Pro. But I don’t feel bad saying this. She’s a bad singer. I can’t really say she’s an awful singer or a disgrace because she sounds really kind of…good in some songs. I thought she was really amazing in her solo for 5(FIVE), so I think it’s just the key of the songs. But it’s still not an excuse and she should learn how to stabilize her voice.
05. Mai Hagiwara
Whoever thinks this chick has a good voice ‘for her age’, seriously has hearing problems. It’s like nails screeching on a chalkboard, like cats screaming when their talks are stepped on…the list could go on and on. I can’t stand when she gets lines because she is just so terrible. UGH GO AWAY.
04. Rika Ishikawa
I know this seems sort of random since she’s the only graduated one on the list but, seriously. She’s bad. I think I only liked her for like a week…and then hated her. Bleh her voice only fits those crazy upbeat songs…and not even. It’s just so weird and off with a touch of cuteness. But it seriously does not make up for the BLECHNESS.
03. Aika Mitsui
NO. JUST NO. She’s cute. She’s pretty. She’s hot sometimes. But JUST NO. Her singing is pure awfulness. The first time I really noticed her was the Sexy 8 Beat concert and …. omg. Like. WTF. I thought I just saw a vulture eat a wolf. Like that was disgusting and terrible. She just can’t sing. Where the fuck did Tsunku get her from!?!
02. Sayumi Michishige
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut? Who saw this coming? UM EVERYONE. Who the fuck thinks this girl can sing? Seriously, tell me right the fuck now. She sounds like a train wreck. She’s always off-pitch, off-key, and JUST ALL AROUND TERRIBLE. WUT DA FACK. HOW DA FACK IS DIS CHICK 6TH GENERATION!??!?!?!?!?
01. Koharu Kusumi
Ten times worse than nails on a chalkboard…fifteen times worse than screeching cats…twenty times worse than a vulture eating a wolf…and fifty times worse than a train wreck. HOW THE FUCK DID SHE GET A SOLO CAREER FOR 3 YEARS!? No. No NO NO NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Koharu Kusumi is worse than ANY singer EVER in the whole damn world. She is way too god damn happy and off-pitch. She can never just shut the hell up. And OMFG I HATE HER! JUST LIKE SHUUUUUUUUUT THHHEEEEEE FUUUUUUCCCK UUUUP!!!!
Haha, hope you enjoyed my little rant. Hehe. I put some time into this. Watch out for next week’s Top!. Bye bye!!…bye!! =]